
Well, we had a fabulous thanksgiving - in which we gave many thanks for things like our jobs, time together and cool jogging suits that most likely made an appearance in the 1986 Bloomsday run. Then on Friday we awoke at 3 am to join our friends Darin and Charla to embark on the great American tradition: waiting in the cold for great doorbuster prizes and to buy a bunch of things we don't need. However, this year the best thing we got was a really funny story... While the girls busted through the Circuit city door, Darin and I waited for staples to open. Both Darin and I were not shopping blind like so many Black Friday participants, we had goals. I was trying to get a new computer monitor and Darin was jonesin' for a new flat screen tv. We were in the front of the line so we could seen into the store, we realized that both our treasures were stacked right next to each other.... looks like this door bust was going to be a quick get and go. Then the staples employees started loading our desired items on carts to relocate them. That is were the story takes an tragically funny twist. First, the cart stacked with tvs didn't fit through the small opening between the registers, but that did not stop the employee from ramming those plasma beauties into said opening over and over and over again, bashing up a all the tvs on the front of the cart. While that was happening a different employee began pushing the cart with all the computer monitors, when all the sudden his cart was snagged and all the monitors went crashing to the ground. I started to get a sick feeling in my stomach... then the previous employee had finally found a different path for his tvs, but then ran his cart into the spilled computer monitor cart and all the tvs tumbled onto the floor. Soon there was a pile of technology that used to be worth waking up at three o'clock and waiting in 15 degree weather for. Well we still bought the monitor and when we got home and took it out... there was a hole in the screen... oh well we still got season 8 of Seinfeld...